Harada Explains Why Eliza Isn't In Tekken Tag Tournament 2
Wonkey ON Saturday, December 21, 2013 at 9:47PM
Why not? (TKR = TEKKEN Revolution, TTT2 = TEKKEN TAG 2). - Reason(1) - Because she was elected by the vote … http://t.co/vqEEv8RQmi
— Harada_TEKKEN (@Harada_TEKKEN) December 22, 2013
This is pure gold.
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n2g2ig
Why not? (TKR = TEKKEN Revolution, TTT2 = TEKKEN TAG 2).
- Reason(1) - Because she was elected by the vote campaign of TKR. TKR player has her preference.
- Reason(2) - The engine of TKR differs from the engine of TTT2. Making her appear in TTT2 = requires budget and time (development cost).
- Reason(3) - I said "I do not paid DLC (character, arts, stages) for TTT2" before TTT2 release. If we developed "Eliza for TTT2", the problem of cost will occur.
- Reason(4) - Your parents dislike "Paid DLC". You guys dislike "Company profits". In addition. The base system of "Paid Character DLC" is not contained in TTT2.
- Reason(5) - First of all, there was no request from TTT2 player about her.
- Reason(6) - Eliza says: "I do not want to work gratuitously".
- Reason(7) - The development team cannot understand the language which she speaks.
- Reason(8) - Japanese people are not knowledgeable about a vampire's culture, We cannot do distinction of Succubus and a vampire.
- Reason(9) - Almost all Japanese get drunk at an end of the year.
- Reason(10) - We Japanese people eat Kentucky fried chicken on Christmas. Yes, we don't know what is Christmas.
- Reason(11) - In Japan, it is only the women who give chocolates to men on Valentine's Day. Yes, we don't know who is Valentine.
- Reason(12) - Almost all Japanese think "We can live in Germany. Because, a lots of beer and sausages are there".
- Reason(13) - Japanese people will "mechanize" anything. There is a vending machine anywhere(over 5,300,000 machines). We have Real Gundam and 30% of Japanese people is already Robocop or Terminator or Miku Hatsune.
- Reason(14) - If you drop a wallet in Japan, the Wallet and money will return to you. However, only an "umbrella" does not come back.
- Reason(15) - Almost all Japanese can't do "Ninja". But if we drink alcohol, We will transform "Super Saiyan" like Dragonball.
That's why. That's all.
RT@gtadarklord harada san please make eliza avaible for Tekken Tag Tournament 2 please just make her playeable, why not??
Reader Comments (11)
LOL.
Harada goes trolloholic on this one huh (only from reason 6 onwards)
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Legit-ass reasons! Especially 6, 10, 12, and 15!!
Wonder what will be released first: Tekken 7, Tekken x Street Fighter or Tekken Revoultion 2?
HaHaHaHaHa! well Done Harada-San
Christie shares her pot with Harada-san. Then we get this. Why do you think every female character's eyes are so wide open? They're doped with stats. Harada was in need of some endurance, so he obviously talked to Christie to get him some. You can't see it because of his sunglasses, but his eyes are also giant.
This game brings back memories, thanks for the post LOL
Damn, Harada is just Fucking Awesome *-*
I just heard about Eliza, and it seems legit... It would be really cool to see her as a DLC, and it would be awesome to have a tag team with Lili.... btw, Eliza and Alisa got me really confused
someone start a petition. . .